I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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