he puts the penis in happiness.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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