I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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