In the future we'll all be gay
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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