i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
