For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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