i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
