Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The best revenge is premature balding
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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