To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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