what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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