I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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