we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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