Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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