D3 body, D1 cock
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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