Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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