He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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