I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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