I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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