i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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