i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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