do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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