another moral hangover. fuck.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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