Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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