i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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