...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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