Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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