i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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