Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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