Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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