What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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