you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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