Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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