But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She's like a pop up book from hell.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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