nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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