the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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