marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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