I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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