Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Boobs speak an international language.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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