Christians are straight up FREAKS
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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