in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
he thought i was a dude.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Randomize
