yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
jump out the window naked night went bad
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