so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I want to make a zoo with you.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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