Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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