are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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