sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize