I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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