We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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