So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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