Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
