If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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