hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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