I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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