if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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